It's that time again.
Shitcoins are getting weird. Last night, I watched somebody piss into a cup and subsequently drink it for a prize pool of 5 ETH, funded by $DRINKP buy/sell taxes. This token reached over 300K in market cap. As this community continues its collective journey to the psychiatric ward, I’m here to continue assisting your acquisition of ETH, in the hopes that you’re not driven to such actions of calamitous financial desperation.
Today I want to talk about sniping, having been inspired by a recent win ($NONE – endlessly bullish on the team) which has my bags approaching 10,000% gains. Shocked Pikachu face.
Those are indeed hefty returns, for which I bestow copious gratitude to the sniping process (and express abyssal bewilderment given my typically paperhanded jeet ways). More specifically, cue Banana Gun, which is yet another Telegram-based bot which this article will focus on. Sorry if you’re starting to notice a pattern here, I’m just trying offer a semblance of predictability amidst the onslaught of rugs, moons and $BALD-esque devs.
Let’s rewind. The aim of any trade is to buy high, sell low buy low, sell high. Sniping is the process of buying a newly live trading pair at its lowest possible market cap by queueing a bot task to execute on launch. This minimises your risk, limits the number of people who can use you as exit liquidity (to the snipers who hit before you) and, of course, maximises your upside. What you’ll need to do is source the contract address pre-launch and conduct due diligence for safety.
Refresher on bots for finding unlaunched pairs – see article 2:
When deciding on a snipe, you’re looking for the determinants of a mooner as discussed in my last article: memetic/topical reach, utility, meta compliance or significant deployer.
Found one? Great! Wait, not great yet. Due diligence time, more commonly known as the bane of my existence™.
1. Run it through ETH Deploys and Laelaps bot: https://t.me/theprodeploys https://t.me/LaelapsCABot. Note that Laelaps needs to be added to your honeypot audit group to work. As discussed in Article #1 (link), you’re looking for the scam check result, which will provide an indication of whether this contract is to be trusted or not – compare the two, as they’re not infallibly accurate.
2. Check the deployer address by looking on Etherscan. Follow the funding and make an educated bet on whether you trust something funded immediately from an exchange, or traceable to another wallet which is a serial token deployer.
3. Check the token’s socials, which can be located via checking the contract, searching the ticker on Twitter, or clicking the Telegram link given by Proficy bot. Quick refresher:
RED FLAGS
GREEN FLAGS
4. If it’s a utility project, ensure you can actually find a working beta, testimony from beta testers or some kind of comprehensive preview. I’d advise against aping into tokens with “bot/site/dapp released after launch.”
I protected my Telegram frens from losing money on PIXELS yesterday, a Sandbox-esque project offering advertising space based on token ownership – an eminently dope concept that surely the team would’ve wanted to use as marketing before launch. Nope, “site live after launch” was, predictably, a rug.
Think about it – it’s easy money without needing to build anything. It’s giving serious Elizabeth Holmes Theranos vibes. Allegedly! Next.
To contextualise things a bit, most launches represent a “Devs vs Botters” dilemma – oh, how humans long for conflict – and dead blocks/launch taxes commonly feature as methods of dissuading snipers to contribute to a “fair” launch. Dead blocks refer to the first handful of blocks following a live token pairing for which buy/sell/transfer transactions will fail. Similarly, launch taxes, which are subsequently lowered, aim to squeeze profit margins for early entrants. Simply paste a contract address into Otto Simulator https://t.me/OttoSimBot and look at the section below. You can also use the public Otto ETH Simulations group https://t.me/OttoETHSimulations to find new pairs (simulations run by other users will be displayed here).
Note that a high-tax launch isn’t necessarily a bad thing. 25/30 taxes, as shown in the image below, still allow for decent profit margins provided that the token price grows sufficiently (with 25% buy tax, breakeven will be at 1.33x your entry price, at 50%, breakeven will be at 2x your entry price, and so on). The higher the tax, the more sufficiently hyped/legitimate the drop will need to be.
Be mindful of sell taxes before instantly dumping your bags, although they are usually removed within 2-3 minutes, prompting major dumpage. Either crank up your gas to sell before this dump or hold your bags until it rebounds. Banana Gun will automagically not execute on dead blocks and wait for trading-enabled blocks – with other snipers like Sensei, you’ll need to specify a block delay.
Finally, always check max buy! Ensure it’s low, ie. around 2%, lest awful holder distribution relegate the token to an early grave, or rather, cremation urn.
Just in case you’ve resisted the allure of my boundless charm thus far, use my referral link: https://t.me/BananaGunSniper_bot?start=ref_jasmine
Why Banana Gun? Simply put, it offers “first bundle or fail” functionality, which essentially means:
I won’t detail the entire setup process because I’m lazy it’s plagiarism of a painstakingly informative manual at https://docs.bananagun.io/, and I respect artistic integrity.
The setup TL;DR is:
Most of the bot settings will be familiar to you and thus self-explanatory, and you can ignore those focused on “manual” buys unless you use Banana for scalping/regular trading (I don’t). I will, however, give a few thoughts on the circled preferences below:
And finally, the sniping process…
1. Paste the contract address into Banana Gun Sniper Bot
2. Enter the purchase amount (per wallet), and then select the number of wallets to participate. If you exceed max buy, you’ll be refunded.
3. Ensure First Bundle or Fail is enabled and adjust your miner tip according to the strength of the project. The interface displayed here will mention how many wallets are participating in the bundle, which will help indicate the likelihood of sniping success and internal competition.
4. Wait.
5. Congratulations, your transaction succeeded! Now, switch over to the Banana Gun Sell Bot and pray, meditate, smoke a bowl (of copium) and time an exit.
Happy sniping! Follow me at https://twitter.com/jasm_eth and feel free to message me if you have any questions. Clearly she needs friends. Tragic.